Lesson 36:

You know the wedding is going badly when the bride is on her 9th crash, and then asks to stop the second before you are pronounced husband and wife.

Lesson 35:

No, you cannot "do the sex"

[7:43]  Noob: wanna have a pleasure fuck with me

Lesson 34:

If you are on your third heart attack that your gf caused, it might be time to break up. Just a thought.

Lesson 33:

When someone has a group for only their "friends" and they invite you in the first 10 minutes of meeting you, expect to be spammed with TPs so you can tip them at their job.

Lesson 32:

Step 1: Have low self esteem.

Step 2: Meet a boy.

Step 3: Fall in LOVE with boy.

Step 4: Have sex with boy because you are in LOVE.

Step 5: Think that you mean more to boy than a quickie.

Step 6: Find out what boy is really like.

Step 7: Break up with boy because you thought you knew him.

Step 8: Cry. A lot. On voice.

Step 9: Meet new boy.

Step 10: Repeat daily.

Lesson 31:

Most women in SL are men.

Most men in SL are pussies.

Most pussies in SL are fake.

Lesson 30:

What is the reply when your sl bf breaks up with you?
First, tell him that you will not let him go.
Second, tell him that he has to leave SL because its unfair to you.
Third, ask him to put a memorium in his profile to you because you will be killing yourself.
Four, dont actually kill yourself.
Five, check on him in a couple days to make sure he missed you.
Six, act shocked when he doesnt.
Seven, stalk him.

Lesson 29:

If the groom goes afk for 20 minutes when he is supposed to be saying his vows, try not to jump to conclusions. Maybe he really was on the phone with work...At midnight....on a Saturday.

Lesson 28:

When you break up with your sl husband for another man who loved you the way you derserved, dont be shocked when he dumps you two weeks later. The slex was not nearly as good as he had hoped.

Lesson 27:

Notices about drama are pretty dramatic.

Lesson 26:

If you dont want to get "fucked" in SL, dont put naked pictures of your av in your profile.

Lesson 25:

Do you know how to commit suicide in SL? Drain yourself in bloodlines, obviously.

Lesson 24:

Just because that guy you fucked when you were drunk knocked you up, doesn't mean it was rape.

Lesson 23:

When your gf tells you she has cancer, that is code for "I can't stand dating you any longer than my fake terminal illness will give me."

Lesson 22:

Want someone who talks like a two year old, needs constant attention, and is probably sleeping with your man? Adopt an SL child.

Lesson 21:

Hitting on the wedding planner your fiancee just hired will probably cost you lots of linden once she finds out.

Lesson 20:

The number of virtual souls possessed by your virtual self is inversely proportionate to the actual size of your actual penis.

Lesson 19:

Yiffing is not a typo for Sniffing....

Lesson 18:

You're having trouble going to work because its taking away time from being on SL with your bf. What do you do? Quit your job.

Lesson 17:

Anyone single in SL and married in RL is divorcing. One spouse just doens't know it yet.

Lesson 16:

You know what's a good idea? Moving to be with your SL bf in RL, so you can work and give him the money so he can move to live with you.....

Lesson 15:

When the only person who can get in touch with your SL bf is his sister, there is a 90% chance she will claim multiple personality disorder to cover her ass. And you'll believe her and marry her brother/other personality.

Lesson 14:

You know that girl you met? The one who think's she's always right and God's gift to men, women, children, animals, and the SL and RL universe? Yeah she's Australian.

Lesson 13:

Open a club in SL.

Lesson 12:

Don't you hate it when youre spanking your sub in the basement and your mom yells down looking for your dirty underwear so she can do the laundry? Yeah, me too...

Lesson 11:

When you wanna propose to your smoking hot, amazing in bed gf, think about why you haven't heard "her" on voice yet.

Lesson 10:

Bling causes seizures and lag.

Lesson 9:

If your SL wedding is called off due to your fiance's RL wife dying of cancer, try not to throw a fit about it. It makes you look like a cold-hearted bitch. Oh wait...

Lesson 8:

All submissives want to be the most important person to their master. They need to bend over and shut it.

Lesson 7:

One day in SL = One week in RL
One week in SL = One month in RL
One month in SL = Three months in RL
One relationship in SL = FAIL