Lesson 6:

You cannot have a custody battle over a prim baby. No you can't. Its PRIM, buy a second one and move on.

Bonus Lesson:

After being off SL for a week while you were sick, dont directly TP to your gf. She's fucking another guy doggie style like the cheating whore she is, and really who needs to see that?

Lesson 5:

When your friend has a secret master, it is most definitely the guy vehemently denying "being into that shit".

Lesson 4:

Just because you make an alt, it doesnt change who you are. If you were a lying whore on your first av, you will be on an alt- you just get to screw over a new set of people.

Lesson 3:

If you meet a girl who isnt single and within 24 hrs says she loves you, its not some "meant to be" crap. It means your schlong was willing to fuck her more than her bf's.

Lesson 2:

Dont give your crazy gf your password, she will unpartner and re-partner you so she can fuck other guys guilt free.

Lesson 1:

If your man disappears from SL without telling you, he's fucking his RL gf.