Lesson 36:

You know the wedding is going badly when the bride is on her 9th crash, and then asks to stop the second before you are pronounced husband and wife.

Lesson 35:

No, you cannot "do the sex"

[7:43]  Noob: wanna have a pleasure fuck with me

Lesson 34:

If you are on your third heart attack that your gf caused, it might be time to break up. Just a thought.

Lesson 33:

When someone has a group for only their "friends" and they invite you in the first 10 minutes of meeting you, expect to be spammed with TPs so you can tip them at their job.

Lesson 32:

Step 1: Have low self esteem.

Step 2: Meet a boy.

Step 3: Fall in LOVE with boy.

Step 4: Have sex with boy because you are in LOVE.

Step 5: Think that you mean more to boy than a quickie.

Step 6: Find out what boy is really like.

Step 7: Break up with boy because you thought you knew him.

Step 8: Cry. A lot. On voice.

Step 9: Meet new boy.

Step 10: Repeat daily.

Lesson 31:

Most women in SL are men.

Most men in SL are pussies.

Most pussies in SL are fake.

Lesson 30:

What is the reply when your sl bf breaks up with you?
First, tell him that you will not let him go.
Second, tell him that he has to leave SL because its unfair to you.
Third, ask him to put a memorium in his profile to you because you will be killing yourself.
Four, dont actually kill yourself.
Five, check on him in a couple days to make sure he missed you.
Six, act shocked when he doesnt.
Seven, stalk him.